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“Match.com” where they promise to find you A match, they don’t even promise to find you a compatible match, just…a match. Well, if that were my only criteria, I could’ve done that a long time ago. “Zoosk”? Sounds like a new tv show on Nickelodeon not where I’m gonna meet my future mate. “Findmelove.com” who says I want love, that’s never served me well in the past. Findmeahotlaywhowon’tbreakmyheart.com would probably get a lot more hits, call it a hunch. Then there’s “ourtime.com” because it’s our time (for singles over 50)…in 4 short years I can join. And there’s bubble blowing and face painting involved. I have so much to look forward to. But let’s not forget the creme de la creme – “Plenty of fish” which sent me on this train of thought – plenty of fish, there’s more fish in the sea, a fine kettle of fish, chicken of the sea, tastes like chicken, who wants to date? I’m hungry now!
